I hate the damn Daily Text! I would wake up tired, looking for Coffee and some eggs after a party night and my Mum or Wife would say "First lets read the daily text".......SO NOT IN THE MOOD! It's like a mini brainwash in case you forget your a Witness later in the day.
Remember whaen it came with the yearbook attached? Pre- 1988 I think...try putting that in your pocket. On the positve side it makes an awsome Coffee Coaster!