Why I'm not a dub:
We: “Maybe we can’t solve all of the world’s problems, but we’ve already solved plenty of them so far, and there are a lot more we can solve if we give more of ourselves to help our fellow humans.
Dubs: “We can’t solve all of the world’s problems, so why bother trying to solve ANY of them? We’ll just sell books, and you’d better buy them. Or our God will kill you.
We: “We have to go to war to preserve our liberty and security, but we will do everything possible to only fight the enemy and leave innocent civilians unharmed. If we capture an enemy, we will treat him humanely. After all, we are trying to be civilized.”
Dubs: “If you don’t buy our books, our God will smash your guts all over the sidewalk. And he’ll smash the guts of that baby you’re holding too. Buy our books.”
We: “We have a God-given right to freely express our thoughts and opinions.
Dubs: “You can only think and say what we tell you to think and say. And you’ll have to buy our books, or our God will kill you.”
We: “We have the freedom to pursue any type of employment we desire.”
Dubs: “We have the right to tell you what kind of job you can and cannot have. Not only that, we have the right to tell you who you can and cannot marry, how you must conduct any courtship, what kind of sex you may and may not have, and when we so deem, whether you should even get married or have children or not. If you don’t do as we say, our God will kill you.”
Jesus: “Take my yoke. It is kindly and light.”
Dubs: “Take my yoke and if you choke on it, it is your own fault. And if you complain or slacken, our God will kill you.”
We: “You are worthy as a human; you are a special and unique individual.”
Dubs: “You are unworthy to live if you don’t sell our books and barely worthy even if you do.”
We: “We are all brothers on this planet.”
Dubs: “We have brothers in our religion and we have enemies in our religion. The rest of you are all Satanic, and our God will kill you.”
We: “We have conquered smallpox and other fatal diseases and saved hundreds of millions of lives.”
Dubs: “We have conquered 6 million people and their minds.”
We: “We have saved millions of lives with blood.”
Dubs: “We have killed tens of thousands of lives without blood.”
We: “We have brought human freedoms to much of this planets.”
WTS: “And we have used those freedoms to deprive freedoms from those who worship us.”
We: “We may not agree with what you say, but will defend to our deaths your right to say it.”
Dubs: “If you do not agree with what we say, you are dead to us and our God will slaughter you.”
We: “Life is a joy.”
Dubs: “Life is pathetic.”
We: “Honor one another.”
Dubs: “Honor us.”
We: “Charity begins at home.”
Dubs: “Charity begins at the contribution box. And don’t forget to BUY OUR BOOKS, or OUR GOD WILL KILL YOU.”
Farkel
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