by Witness 007 43 Replies latest jw friends
This year see's a new songbook but.....which songs do you think would be apropriate?
Song 28. "Whats Love got to do with it?"
Song 30. " Arma-gedon outa here!"
Song 50. "The Pioneer shuffle."
Song 68. "Missing that Armagedon train."
Song 85. "Once, twice, three times a False Prophecy."
I'll go with a Beatles theme:
Song 92. "A Hard Day's Ministry."
Song 104. "Please Please Jehovah (Or Else)."
Song 119. "Fixing A Hole In Our Teachings With Some New Light."
Song 135. "The Long & Winding Road". <<< Why bother even changing the title ^_^
Song 146. "When I'm Sixty Four (We'll Still Be Waiting)."
Song 158. "Do Not Think For Yourself."
Song 167. "You've Got To Hide Your Porn Away When The Elders Visit."
Song 174. "She's Leaving Home To Go And Serve In Bethel."
Song 181. "It Won't Be Long (We Really Mean It This Time)."
Song 199. "Happiness Is A Warm Day Out In The Ministry."
Song 213. "Cedar Point, Ohio Forever."
Song 220. "All You Need Is Love, As Well As Regular Meeting Attendence, More Time Out In The Ministry, More Personal Study & Fewer Worldly Associates."
"Youve got to hide your porn away".......lol brilliant!
Knocking on heaven's door?
Mickey mouse......Song should be; "Knocking on Heavens door" {To be Sung by Anionted only}
O007 - those titles are just too much! I am still laughing, love 30 and 50 hahahahahaha
You guys crack me up -- PP I really needed that laugh today ---
"Jesus' Blood Never Saved me Yet"
Song 1 "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz"
Rutherford sings his favourite hits "Love Shack" {Bethsarim}
"One more for the road."
"If you like Pina-coladas"
"Jail House Rock!" {Witness mix}
