Hiking and Trail Safety tips...

by ziddina 49 Replies latest social physical

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Hi guys. Just thought I'd pop in and waggle my imaginary peenie to show solidarity.

    Would it be off topic to ask how big your imaginary peenie is?

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Reminds me of one of the last hiking trips I went on and

    saw a divorced sister and a married bible study alone on the trail.

    Rather have caught up with a cougar, oh wait, she was a cougar!!!

    purps

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Guns are not allowed in National Parks

    That law has recently changed.

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5itp2xFPxgQ4TTpiTFLZQrJpRTAXQD989IID02

    BTS

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    If I am out in the woods on a hike, no headphones for me. I am out there to hear nature.

    BTS

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    If I am out in the woods on a hike, no headphones for me. I am out there to hear nature.

    Now THAT'S something I don't understand. Riding a bicycle with headphones on is dangerous enough, but hiking with them on, I think, would be nearly assenine, in addition to the obvious loss of aesthetic pleasure from natural sounds. But hey, to each his or her own.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    JD:

    Would it be off topic to ask how big your imaginary peenie is?

    It's ginormous. The biggest and best looking schlong you've ever seen. It's such a work of art, I've even sketched it.

    Thanks for asking.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Sounds like mine.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Peenies are not allowed in National Parks, only pubic recreation areas.

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    Bears are everywhere. It's good to carry at all times. You just never know.

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    Guns are not allowed in National Parks

    Yeah, like you've ever been patted down or had your backpack searched for weapons by a forest ranger.

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