DIM goes out in service

DIM

Well, I'm moving away across the country in 2 months and my mother wants to spend some time with me. Being a pioneer, her idea of spending time with her oldest son is working out in service for a morning....I've decided to go along with her tomorrow morning because I really couldn't think of a good excuse, since I'm presently laid off from my job and collecting $$ from the state of PA. I haven't been out since about March and am not looking forward to this at all. Hopefully I won't have to talk or say much. I'm praying for rain.

i'm sick and tired of hearing things from uptight-short-sighted-narrow minded hypocritics. all i want is the truth just gimme some truth - John Lennon

TR

Oh MAN, DIM! What WOULD you say? What COULD you say? What would you LIKE to say, but shouldn't?

That's a great idea, btw. Let's dress up like dubs and spread our own "good news"!

TR

I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!

Skeptic

If you don't want to say anything to a householder, "We're Jehovah's Witnesses and we have come with the latest magazines."

A guaranteed conversation stopper. A sister in our cong used it for years with a 0% success rate. The perfect presentation for the shy, and one your mom can't fault you for. If she asks you about it, just say you are out of practice and shy and could not come up with any other presentation you could remember under stress.

Better yet, have her take all the doors.

And have a good time with your mom.

Richard

LovesDubs

If you get stuck at a door, ask people why they think there is a resurgence of folks going back to church becuase of 9/11 and if they think God allowed 9/11 or caused it. At least you will have interesting conversations at the door without having to say much.

Read CRISIS OF CONSCIENCE by Former Governing Body Member RAY FRANZ

http://freeminds.org/sales/most_burned.htm

COMF

Eewww! My heart hurts for you, man.

jayhawk1

Because it is the holidays, I have a suggestion regarding Skeptic's presentation. If you plan to go out in service now, you need to say, "We're Jehovah's Witnesses, and we want you to stop celebrating christmas and become dull like us. Here have the two latest magazines." Don't forget to wish everybody in the congregation a "Merry Christmas".

However, in two months it will be Valentines day, so you will have to adapt Valentines day for Christmas.

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DIM goes out in service

DIM

TR

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