Today's Watchtower was nice. Under the heading:
Satan - A Defiant Adversary and Apostate
Paragraph 15 read as follows:
15. Satan was the first creature to turn apostate. Modern-day apostates display characteristics similar to those of the Devil. Their mind may be poisoned by a critical attitude toward individuals in the congregations, Christian elders, or the Governing Body. Some apostates oppose the use of the divine name Jehovah. They are not interested in learning about Jehovah or in serving him. Like their father, Satan, apostates target people of integrity. (John 8:44) No wonder servants of Jehovah avoid all contact with them! -2 John 10, 11.
And the question for this delightful paragraph?
15. What do modern-day apostates have in common with Satan?
If you're a sadist you can read the rest of the article here. I'm off to file my horns.