A Jehovah's Witness Text Adventure Game

by sacolton 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    *** JEHOVAH'S WITNESS TEXT ADVENTURE ***

    VERSION 1.0

    WRITTEN BY SHAWN COLTON

    YOU ARE STANDING IN THE KINGDOM HALL OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES. YOU SEE ROWS OF CHAIRS FACING A SMALL STAGE AREA WITH A PODIUM. THERE IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE STANDING BEFORE YOU. THEY ARE SMILING AND LOVE BOMBING YOU. ONE OF THE OLDER MEN, AN ELDER, MOTIONS YOU TO COME JOIN THEIR CONGREGATION AND SPEAKS OF TEACHING YOU THE "TRUTH". TO YOUR RIGHT IS A SMALL ROOM WITH MANY BOOKS ON A SHELF. TO YOUR LEFT IS A HALLWAY LEADING TO THE BATHROOMS. YOU SEE A GREEN BIBLE HERE.

    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    >EXIT

    CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON THE GAME!

  • Prov1320
    Prov1320

    Shawn, that was brilliant!!! LOL

    You can also call it "Hitchhiker's guide to the way out of the Borg" or "Zork IV - Escape from Hell".

    What happens if you type "Explain 607BCE" in your game prompt? Does it say "Sorry - Do not understand '607BCE'"?

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga

    Sac, that was spot-on!

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    The graphics in this game suck! The lag is horrible. The expansion kit was waayyyyyyyyyy overpriced! I do not recommend!

  • Mastodon
    Mastodon

    LOLZ

  • insearchoftruth
    insearchoftruth

    Is it available on Wii

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    That is a very old game. I am told it predates ENIAC and originally ran on a mechanical punch card machine with gears and wheels.

    If you do not EXIT you will find the software to be quite buggy.

  • Rocky_Girl
    Rocky_Girl

    What about

    >stab with bloody knife

    That was always my fave and it seems appropriate

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