How about some more therapy?
Make some spoof posters.
FREE Home Bible Study
Just give us your firstborn.
FREE English Language Lessons
By agreeing to this offer, you agree to complete a 2nd class-Human Sacrifice 101.
Would you like a free home visit to learn about God's Will?
Just call us. Don't check the sex offenders registry first please.
Pyramids hold the key to cosmic chronology.
Just call JR Brown and ask about the Golden Age Magazine.
FREE pet lions and giraffes that let you ride them!
Simply sign away your happiness, brain, and eternity for this imaginary prize.
Win a free Bible study with Prince in your own home
Enter the contest by calling your local Kingdom Hall.
Retired and looking to volunteer this summer?
Kingdom Hall would like someone with landscaping skills to place grass fertilizer in the shape of a giant cross on our front lawn. No need to call first, just come by! Your services will be appreciated.
Local church seeking donations of used Christmas decorations
Also seeking buckets of manure fertilizer. Drop off times: Thursday nights between 7:30 and 9 pm. Please leave items quietly on the doorstep.