I got a love letter!!!

by purplesofa 39 Replies latest jw friends

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Here's the latest example from myspace:

    May 29, 2009
    2:10 AM
    Billy Billy CoteReadhi
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    myspace.com/477714076

    To: ***********

    Date:

    May 29, 2009 2:10 AM

    Subject:

    hi

    Body:

    Am Billy by name, never married...and never go to jail...lol. I came across your profile on myspace...i will like to get connected with you and know you better. ...Am ready for the measurement of my heart by you.

    Check out my profile, hope to have you as a friend.



  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    I got one of those today on MySpace, usually I just delete them, but this one I decided to mark as spam and that option was no longer available.

    These guys always have a dead wife and a kid and just love what I have said in my profile, you sound like such a wonderful and caring person, just what I am looking for..........and the gyst of it is , I am here to share my drawings and meet others and please comment.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Doncha love it? Billy never go to jail.

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    I'd jump on it FHN!!! What an opportunity, he's young too!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    And he's got a mullet. Hubba hubba. I cannot reSIST a man with a mullet.

  • HintOfLime
    HintOfLime

    I've had two absolutely beautiful girls contact me on a dating site that sounded soooo nice.

    Too bad they were russian scammers. Russian names yet japanese pictures? Come on... Still. A man can dream right? A man can dream.

    - Lime

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Internet dating gone wrong? Say it isn't so!

    FHN, that's a pony-tail. Very Richo-Suave, if I don't mind saying so...

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Don't crush my dreams, Shamus, I want to believe he has a mullet.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Dammitt!!!!

    I meant to send that to Mary!

    Sorry, Purpi.

    Warlock

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Bummer, I saw the title and thought you actually had a real suitor after you.

    Better luck next time.

    Take solace in that a gay monkey loves you.

    Cheers

    Chris

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