sex sells

by John Doe 10 Replies latest jw friends

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  John Doe

  Grrr.

  I just went for a drive to a local park in a place I've not been before. I saw a little open air store by the side of the road, and I stopped when I saw the "fresh fruit and peaches" sign. I went in, and there was a very pretty girl in her late teens, blond hair, blue eyes, and flirtacious but innocent personality.

  Well, I'm sure you can guess the rest. I bought a peck of peaches, a quart of honey, and a danged bottle of habanero mango pineapple salsa, spending over $20. Now, I ask you, who in their right mind would buy a bottle of habanero mango pineapple salsa? Am I a sucker or what?

  It was a neat store though. All kinds of preserves and fresh blueberries and arts and crafts. Sigh.
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  ex-nj-jw

  Feel free to send the bottle of habanero mango pinapple salsa to me

  Thanks in advance

  nj
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  snowbird

  flirtacious but innocent personality.

  A flirtatious and innocent personality will get you every time.

  I think it began in a Garden ...

  Tee hee hee.

  Sylvia
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  Finally-Free

  Shit, you got all that for $20?

  I'm driving out of Toronto this weekend to buy Rocco's food. I go twice a year for a 40 pound sack of it, because it's a great price. There's a cool store out there too with all kinds of fruit, veggies, preserves, and even raspberry wine. I'll be stocking up.

  W
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  John Doe

  Well, just made some scrambled eggs to try the salsa out, and it's actually pretty good. So, I guess I wasn't duped after all. ;-)
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  ex-nj-jw

  Well, just made some scrambled eggs to try the salsa out, and it's actually pretty good. So, I guess I wasn't duped after all. ;-)

  Damn!

  nj
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  restrangled

  JD....save that salsa for grilled Mahi Mahi!!!

  r.
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  John Doe

  I'm proud that I had enough will power to forego the $39 apple peeler, since I never peel my apples.
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  John Doe

  The salsa is spicy and sweet--interesting combination. And it was only $4.95 a jar--I may be back. I just have to remind myself that I don't peel apples.

  Really though, they had some of the most unusual concoctions I've ever heard of.
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  palmtree67

  What were their prices like for lingerie??

  (hee hee!!)