Directions (with addendums)
1st - Place the board upon the knees of two persons, lady and gentleman preferred. Place heart shaped table in center of board, resting fingers lightly upon the table so as to allow it to move freely and easily. A question may be asked, and in from one to five minutes the table will commence to move, at first slowly, and then faster. As the table passes over the board, a transparent window and pointer in the top indicates each letter of a message as it is received.
Demons can only channel your mind through your fingertips and knees. Demons are also hetero...two guys sharing the board will only ick them out and cause them to not communicate. Two girls is okay though...
2nd - Care should be taken that only one person ask questions at a time so as to avoid confusion.
Demons are simple creatures actually and are easily confused. They don't like it when everyone is talking at the same time.
3rd - To obtain the best results it is important that the person present should concentrate upon the matter in question and avoid other topics. Have no one at the table who will not sit seriously and respectfully. If you use it in a frivolous spirit, asking ridiculous questions, laughing over it, you naturally get undeveloped influences around you.
Again, demons are easily confused. Keep your questions on one subject. Asking if Debbie will get married before Joanie and then asking who will win the Super Bowl screws up the transmission. Also Demons are serious creatures. They only want to demonize serious minded folks. Silly people need not apply.
4th - The Ouija is a great mystery, and none claim to give exact directions for it's management and use, and the Ouija will not work equally well under all circumstances. With reasonable patience and judgement the Ouija will satisfy your greatest expectations.
We don't know how it works, but just trust us it will...sometimes, maybe. If you sit around and wait long enough, you'll swear it moved and all claims will be founded.
5th - The board should be kept smooth and free from dust and moisture, as all depends on the ease with which the feet of the table can glide over the surface of the board. Rubbing with a soft dry cloth just before using is advised.
Demons are clean creatures. They hate dirt and dust. Keep your channel to the spirit world clean and the demons will thank you.