Andi,
I don't believe a word you said! I think we all need proof, that is photo proof! You are too nice and sweet to have lowered yourself to the point of marking up your body with pagan symbol's in the way of a tattoo. So stop telling lies and post a photo of your professed tattoo. A full back nude would be sufficient, we need to tell if its really your butt so a slight turning of your head so we can see your face would help. Soft mood light would also be nice and both a standing and sitting shot would be good enough to convince me. A shot lying down would completely slam the door of disbelief to all stupid doubters like myself.
The belly button perching is something I also doubt. A more close up and cropped photo posted in lets say a 600 pixel by 600 pixel RGB JPG. would help prove this one. May I suggest a little brighter light this time and a shot that is straight on and one taken while lying down would provide real evidence?
With all the misconceptions and accusations over the past week or so I think this is necessary to shut the mouths of all doubters like me. As many have shouted here lately "show me the proof!" I'm just looking after your interest and trying to help keep the piece on this board because I like you and I'm a nice guy.
Big hug,
Dave