Your sex life as a j-dub (not sure if this is the correct forum for this)

oompa

sex life as a dub teenager was really pretty good......you take some hot horny sexually frustrated babes and add me in the mix....we are talkin glands at work..........oompa
palmtree67

Ummmm......what is a "dutch surprise"?
Witness 007

"Palm".....not a suprise if I have to tell you...lol
BorgHater

I hated the way the Borg was always there, lurking under your bed covers and looking up your skirt. Never took any notice of what they said when it came to that kind of thing, but it still riled me that they thought they had a right to control everyone's sex life! It's the ultimate intrusion .
rebel8

Jehovah watches you having sex.
That's why I switched to Flying Spaghetti Monster. He doesn't have time for that.
insearchoftruth

Jehovah watches you having sex
So that is what Jehovah looks like, or is that his only begotten cat?
VoidEater

^ LULZ
Psychotic Parrot

i can't imagine a j-dub girl enjoying sex
rebel8

So that is what Jehovah looks like, or is that his only begotten cat?
That's "ceiling cat". He's famous on the Interwebs.
minimus

What sex life?