by SnakesInTheTower 45 Replies latest social humour
so you heard that with all the surgeries Michael Jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?
After the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the Lego factory. ....
...yeah, they are going to melt him down into Legos.......
...so little kids can play with him for a change.
Snakes ()
i can't resist.
to mourn the passing of michael jackson, k-marts having a sale. all little boys pants are half off.
Apparently Michael had just started dating again before his death. A tricycle was found parked in the driveway.
As the two paramedics approached MJ at his home, one said to the other "What do you think we should try first?" The other replied "I dont know, maybe the ferris wheel?"
okay, this ones really bad.
Farrah Faucet went to heaven and god said i will grant you one wish
she asked for all the children to be safe.
so god killed michael jackson
Snakes, your joke sucked! Try again...
The rest, 10 out of 10! Too funny...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
The bread goes in brown and comes out white.
Michael Jackson was the embodiment of the American Dream. Where else can you start out as a poor black kid and end up a rich white woman?
The Association of Pedophiles around the world are having a day of mourning on Saturday
in memory of Micheal Jackson, black arm bands will be worn by all fellow pedophiles as an act of respect
for their most famous of its members .
