How can they put a positive spin on serving at Beth Hell for 12 years, and then getting tossed out with no training in the real world? The talk should have been "They used me for 12 years, deliberately preventing me from developing real-world skills, then heartlessly tossed me out so I could sink. Then they wanted me to find a p*** poor job so I wouldn't have any fun--and yet pio-sneer. And, they would rather have had me stay celibate so I could go into the Value Destroyer Training School (further draining my credit line, which does not even exist but they want me to create it out of fantasy), accept at my own expense a billion simultaneous assignments to build the religion up to Critical Mass, and then stand by and watch them plunge the whole world into the Second Dark Ages."
While I would not recommend the Catholic monastery either, at least they do not heartlessly throw monks out after a lifetime of service. They intentionally make it difficult to be accepted as a monk (they intentionally make it easy to get into Beth Hell if you answer all the questions correctly), they give you three more chances to back out of being a permanent monk during the first year (probation--which does not exist at Beth Hell), and then once fully accepted, you are there for life unless you do a major breach of their rules (not if they feel like throwing you out or you develop a health problem). Seems the Catholic church, for all its flaws, takes better care of their own than the witlesses.