This is what I've decided to believe... (page 12)

shamus100

CHICAGO???? ARE YOU SERIOUS????

I heard that those subliminal messages from those apostates in Chicago makes people beat theyre babies too. Did you hear that?

cognac

no, cause if I did, I'd be on a plane to beat them up! However, I did hear that they are doing away with disfellowshipping and turn everything into disassociation!

shamus100

Really?

Dang! I heard that Knorr was resurrected and living in Brooklyn in a closet with Val Kilmer.

cognac

Oh, I thought he took over his mansion... did you hear how they are getting rid of 1/2 the kingdom halls and just doubling the people up? they need more money i think...

shamus100

WHAT?

I never got that about selling the real estate crap - why would they do that? The market is complete crap right now. They can't be hurting that bad!

Oh well, Jehover will provide..

cognac

ok, back to bed I go!!!

this time, instead of saying just "pbttthhh" give me a real good gossip story - long and everything!

shamus100

Goodnight C-O-G-N-A-C...

Please don't have that dream where the lion eats the monkey. You know I don't like it when you tell me about it in graphic detail every day...

cognac

lol - nope, last nights dream was the cat who ate the monkey!!! It was as shocking as it sounds!

You celebrating the 4th of July where you come from? Whatever planet that is from...

AK - Jeff

Here's what I believe - or at least how I choose what to believe -

Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, believing that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.

Buddha

Jeff

BabaYaga

Nice! Thanks for that quote, Jeff!

This is what I've decided to believe...

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