by cognac 148 Replies latest jw friends
yeah exjwjudah... what caliber said... however, now since you posted first on my topic you are now my follow according to the rules of this site... don't worry, you will learn to like me as long as you do everything I say and don't send Shamus ANY MONEY!!! He's an apostate to our new religion!
Ex - I've assigned you to be "Queen of the Nephilem"! I will be "Lord and Savior"!
** sigh **
I don't know what to believe anymore... somebody tell me, because I don't ever want to think for myself! Conac, HELP!
Well, if you thoroughly repent and humiliate yourself into absolutely nothing, I will assign our new "Lord of the Nephilem" and two others to beat the living crap outta you, then you can't talk to anybody for about a year, and then we will consider letting you join our new religion...
Conac,
My Jesus is better than your Jesus. Look at him - he's laughing at your puny religion! You want war, this is war! TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! HAHAHAHA!
Why aren't you taking scriptures out of context to back up what you say??
Seriously, your beliefs are refreshingly your own, thats all that matters.....
ATJ,
This is the basis of my religion...
8. Deuteronomy 23:1
ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
6. 1 Samuel 18:25-27
ESVThen Saul said, “Thus shall you say to David, ‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.
HAND IT OVER, ATJ!
JD will be so disappointed....
Uh, Shamus, my foreskins I am assuming were thrown away or turned into a wallet. (when you rub it, it turns into luggage....)
Then you're out, ATJ. I require a foreskin for entry... so women are out too... hmmm... I think we need some new light...
Here we go! Just in from Jehover...
KJV
And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother’s wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
What does the above bible verse mean? I DON'T KNOW....
My Jesus is better than your Jesus. Look at him - he's laughing at your puny religion! You want war, this is war! TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! HAHAHAHA!
First of all, your Jesus is just laughing cause he knows he got all you suckers to believe he's Jesus when everybody really knows that according to the NEW AND IMPROVED BIBLE that CLEARLY the King of the North who has taken over the South meaning the "other part of the world" can only be king because clearly he now owns everything...
You may wonder... Who can that be???? Well, who has taken over everything and brought the world together??? CLEARLY: It is the owner of facebook... He totally beats your Jesus!
Listen Conac,
Send me $1,000.00 U.S. and you will understand. Everything you type is mumbo-jumbo from now on, and I think you're persecuting me.
Hurtful... so hurtful.
