One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, " Lord I have a problem! "
" What's the matter Eve? "
" Lord, I know you have created me and have provided me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I am just not happy. "
" Why is that Eve? " came a reply from above.
" Lord, I am lonely. And I am sick of eating apples. "
" Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. "
" What's a 'man', Lord? "
" This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he will give you a hard time. But he will be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and chasing fleet-footed ruminants. "
" Sounds great, " says Eve with an ironically raised eyebrow.
" But, you can only have him on one condition. "
" What's that Lord? "
" You will have to let him belaive that I made him first. "