Downsizing

by metatron 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    We, the leaders of the Watchtower Society wish to announce the
    end of mailed subscriptions in the U.S. This action is now being
    combined with other downsizing measures such as printing paperback
    books due to a continuing shortfall in funds received from our
    primary donor.

    The primary contributor's name is Jehovah God.

    We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

    metatron

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    lol

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    Hi Meta,

    Wasn't it our dear departed guru Charlie T. Russell that said something the effect that ``if the Creator who owns the mountains and rivers, etc., fails to see through to the monetary support of the Watchtower, then it's time to pack it in?''

    Now, there's an idea whose time has come!

  • metatron
    metatron

    exactamente!

    old Charlie Russell had it right but nobody in the WTS hierarchy
    is ever gonna admit such an obvious heretical observation.

    No money = God sez "I don't care"

    metatron

  • mustang
    mustang

    Yes, on that quote; I've read it somewhere along the way. I believe that I have seen the original, but also I thought that it was in the
    JW's in the Divine Purpose book or other such historical commentaries.

    Anybody got the reference citations for this one???

    Mustang

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Its the crafty downsizing of Branch building projects and yet instructions to develop and speed up worldwide Kingdom Hall building projects that has me shaking my head.

    Think about it. Who pays for Kingdom Halls. Who gets the benefit of its worth as assets? When Branches are sued as they certainly will be soon, the Branches may be seized and held as visible assets but the Kingdom Halls as places of worship would not.

    Rather clever planning - HS

  • radar
    radar

    Metatron

    Nice post

    A continuous broadcast through the Watchtower is that : man plants and waters but "God makes it grow" therefore growth equals God's blessing.
    As with the "generation teaching" turnabout, they will probably blame the rank and file for any shortfall in funds.

    It is a bit like bin Laden blameing the Afghanistans for the lack of rain(they had not seen rain in 5years)saying they were not praying hard enough.

    Radar

    Like all people who have nothing, I lived on dreams

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