my road to recovery, step1...getting my tits out!

by highdose 55 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Doesn't take nerve to go skinny dipping--only takes water.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    You may want to try the Skinny Dip cologne while you're making up your mind. It is vintage 1970's, and you can find it on Ebay.

    One of my sisters used to wear it, and she smelled so ding dang dong good.

    Sylvia

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    One of my sisters used to wear it, and she smelled so ding dang dong good.

    Well I'll be danged if I don't discern a ding dong.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Don't start with me, John Doe!

    I will smite you hip and thigh!

    I ain't playin' with you, either.

    Sylvia

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Yes, dear. I have motherly advice.

    Please respect yourself. Highly. You are precious. There is no one else like you. Please do not come cheap. You deserve respect from others when you earn it. How do you want to be looked upon by others?

    You have to live with every thing you do. Your reputation IS important and will lollow you for the rest of your life.

    You have an opportunity to make this world a better place.

    Here is a quote from a person who overcame adversity and certainly did make this world better:

    "I long to accomplish a great a noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble"

    Helen Keller.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Quandry.

    Sylvia

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    "getting my tits out!".............That`s a dam good start if you ask me!..

    .....................LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I will smite you hip and thigh!

    I ain't playin' with you, either.

    Ooohhhh! What do you use for the smiting? Should I bring my paddle?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    The still moist jawbone of an ass!

    Sylvia

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    The still moist jawbone of an ass!

    That must be some ass you've got!

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