E-mail : DOES JEHOVAH KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON, AND DOES HE HELP?

by lancelink 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • lancelink
    lancelink

    I believe that this has been posted on this site before, but this afternoon I received this message,

    (after reading this I need to take several asprin and lay down.)

    No specific's just mindless chatter, and just who told this, Spangenberg, or Lauriz ???

    DOES JEHOVAH KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON, AND DOES HE HELP?
    (As told by Bro. Spangenberg , C.O.)


    1. The bomb planted in the Kingdom Hall in Australia , where one Brother was killed, was meant to kill everyone, and would have; but the bomb rolled backwards so the force or the blast was away from the friends, rather than aimed at them.

    2. A new Hall was built in Brooklyn. However, a large tree was inconveniently located in the center of the parking lot, and a city Ordinance forbade its removal. That night, a storm blew it down, and it conveniently fell in the middle of the street. No harm came to the Hall. Because it
    blocked the street, the city of New York had to remove it, at no expense to the brothers.

    3. In Florida , a Hall building was delayed, because the basement hadn't been back filled and the brothers had no means to do so. While the inspectors were at the site, a bulldozer showed up, did the job, and drove off. He returned to tell his boss; he'd finished the job at the Hall. The boss replied, 'Hall!? I told you to go to the mall!' The job was done at No expense to the brothers.

    4. The brothers were building a 2-day project, and were short of roof trusses. None could be obtained for 3 days. Nearby, a semi-truck overturned, blocking traffic. What was it carrying? Trusses! The police wanted them removed. The brothers moved in and hauled them away. Although some were damaged, enough were gathered to finish the project, at no cost
    to the brothers.

    5. A Hall project was planned on an island. However, no sand was available for the mortar. (Many of these islands are formed from coral.). The only sand was on property owned by the Catholic priest , and he wouldn't sell to the brothers. A storm came up and washed the sand from the priest's land to where it was available to the friends. The project was completed, and everyone was happy but the priest.

    6. In Poland , where the work was, at the time, done underground, 3 elders were working on a country road. The sky was cloudy. Suddenly a bolt of lightning killed the middle brother. The other 2 hurriedly hid his body in the bushes, to go and remove literature, etc. From his home before the officials came. (The officials would take over any possessions they found and would give them to whomever they felt could use them.) Among his possessions were found a complete list of all the Witnesses from miles around. He was not a brother, but an impostor, planning to turn this list over to the police!

    7. In a country where the work is banned, a brother was trying to get through a series of roadblocks, with the trunk of his car loaded with literature. He was stopped by a policeman who asked him if he would take him to a certain destination as his car was broke down. The Brother agreed, the policeman got in the car, took his policeman's hat off and put it on the dashboard of the car as they drove along. They passed through five roadblocks and each time they were waved to go on through because of the policeman being with him. When they reached the end, the policeman thanked him and got out. The Brother asked him what the roadblocks were for and he said, 'Oh, those Jehovah's Witnesses try to get through with their literature and this is set up to stop them.' So he had escorted the Brother right through with his literature!
    As Bro. Lauriz says, if these hadn't come from Bethel, we'd never believe them!

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    If Jehovah had truly been involved:

    1. Not one person would have been hurt.

    2. They would have been guided by Holy Spirit to select another site from the beginning.

    3. The brothers would have found a pot of gold to pay the bulldozer company because, otherwise, they STOLE.

    4. The brothers would have been sued for theft, but a kindly lawyer with wings defends them in court.

    5. The priest would have been turned into a witness and given the sand freely.

    6. The imposter would never have been able to infiltrate.

    7. The Work would not be banned, anywhere.

  • sspo
    sspo

    Do they ever relate the 1000's of times that things don't go well with the brothers?

    Of course not!!!

    The same things are being related in every religion, cults and among atheists.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Pure fluff, even if theyr were true and accurate. Bethel policy is the massage and remake those stories from the original, so that they may have little resemblence. So, no big deal.

    S

  • lrkr
    lrkr

    So- the whole point of divine intervention is to save money.

  • HintOfLime
    HintOfLime

    I have little doubt at least some of these things happened, though possibly slightly embelished. However:

    • I'm sure there are equally as impressive (and certainly more-so) stories from churches around the world.
    • With ten's of thousands of kingdom halls, couldn't they find more than 6 coincidences that worked in the witnesses' favor. I mean.. 7 out of 10,000? That's not impressive at all! Just watch Modern Marvels on the History channel and nearly every huge building project has some random chance thing that occurs that allows the project to survive near catastrophy (like not having trusses or sand), or the structure withstanding more force than it was designed for.

    I guess the lord givith sand when sand is needed.. and the lord taketh away blood when a blood transfusion is needed.

    - Lime

    PS: My mom adamantly believes that when she was out of pantyhose one meeting night, and they found a pair on the side of the road en route to meeting... it was God's intervention. That's right. God gave my mom a pair of 'practically new' pantyhose. He doesn't give a f#*! about dying children, but that pantyhose.. now that's worth snapping his fingers for.

  • sir82
    sir82

    This list is 25+ years old, I got a printed copy of it at least 20 years ago, long before the days of e-mail!

    Note that no dates or specific locations are given to aid in verifying any of the details, sure signs that these are embellishments if not urban legends.

  • Psychotic Parrot
    Psychotic Parrot

    When you run out of rational reasons to believe your own bullshit, a list of pathetic urban legends is an appropriate substitute...

    ... if you're braindead that is.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I'm confused about the second one. Wouldn't the tree have already been there? Why would they pick that location? Or at the very least dealt with it before then? Apparently god's people need his help because they are stupid.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep
    1. The bomb planted in the Kingdom Hall in Australia , where one Brother was killed, was meant to kill everyone, and would have; but the bomb rolled backwards so the force or the blast was away from the friends, rather than aimed at them.

    I am sure my brain damaged friend and his new wife felt truly blessed by Jehovah.

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