Crap!! I was doing a little modification on a dress, and I had some straight pins holding it together. I had to try it on of course, and when I went to take it off I forgot about the straight pins. Now I have an inch long cut straight up from just under my lower lip right up over my upper lip halfway to my nose!
That's when I decided to start listening to some heavy metal. I have a fat bloody snarl to go with it.