Chinese Fortune Cookie

by cameo-d 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    A man who wears a tie gives up his freedom.

    Is it true? Now, what's your fortune cookie?

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    I got this one in a fortune cookie quite some time ago:

    "Every artist was first an amateur."

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    A man who wears a tie gives up his freedom.

    Freedom from what?

    Living on the streets, maybe?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Freedom from wearing Axis Bold as Love or Crystal Ship T-shirts to work.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    If you're not a slave to "the man" then you are a slave to cruel whim of nature.

    Either way, it's a struggle to get through the day.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    Chinese Fortune Cookie

    10-7-24-32-3

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Frday was a hard day at work so I bought a lotto ticket. $25,000,000, 25 year pay out.

    It'll let you know how it goes.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    When the bulls fight in the swamp, it is the frogs who suffer.

    -- ancient Greek proverb

    Okay so it's not Chinese but it's all I could think of!

  • greenhornet
    greenhornet

    I think JWS are not allowed to read there Fortune in cookies.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    If you think about, Casper the Friendly Ghost was really just a dead little boy.

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