LOL!
Blue Canary, while it is clear to me that you have WAY more in common with Rutherford then Russell, let me be the first to buy you a beer. (please, no Budweiser.....)
Budweiser = Hell.
A good Pale Ale = Heaven!
Let's start our own governing body
by bluecanary 44 Replies latest jw friends
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AllTimeJeff
Say Blue Canary, are there false prophets in your new system of things?
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White Dove
May I nominate myself for Department of Hormonal OCD Editing of Posts? If you answer this post, please have the decency to use spell and grammar check!
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mrsjones5
I second the nomination of WD for Supreme Director of the Department of Hormonal OCD Editing of Posts. Whew! That's a mouthful!
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White Dove
Thanks, Josie!
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Farkel
Of course Simon will run the Dept. of Troll Exterminators by default. Can't forget that position.
Now, we need someone to run the Rehabilitation Department for Troll Enablers.
We need a Special Prosecutor for Board Poster Suck Ups Department.
And we need someone to run the Dept. of Bullshit Posts Tallying for our quarterly reporting requirements. This would require someone who is comfortable dealing with very large numbers.
Farkel
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isaacaustin
Did we forget the department of end time predictions?
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snowbird
snowbird - Chairperson of Genteel Southern Hospitality Committee
Just saw this.
Thanks, Farkel, but after the brouhaha (there's that word again) with UnderCover and Minimus, I think FlyingHighNow would be better suited to chair that department.
Sylvia
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bluecanary
Say Blue Canary, are there false prophets in your new system of things?
Yes, there is a moderator "clergy" class that has usurped the God-given role of telling people when to STFU. As only the FDS (Foxiest Damn Sista) which is me should be able to do. These persons will receive their punishment when God wages war with them through me sueing the crap out of them.
(I's kidding, don't smite me Simon!)
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dinah
You guys are hilarious.
Stay alive til 09/09/09!
Chairwoman of Practical Affirmations............that is better than Skynrd.