Where is the Watchtower Society sense of humor? (page 2)

AllTimeJeff

Unique JW things that should be laughed about:

Elder meetings: Numero Uno!

Elders Wives: Numero Uno A!

"Hey, have you ever spent an entire day riding around in a mini van, "serving god", knocking on 4 doors, talking to one person, and counting 7 hours in field service? Then you are a regular pioneer!"

"Hey, have you ever signed up for lunch with the CO and his wife, you sweated for weeks, put out all the fixings? Only to have the CO invite his pet elder, or he and his shrew wife totally act like they wished they were on the Millenium Falcon rather then respect the weeks of sweat you put in the turkey and stuffings? Hillarious! Can't even pretend that you are worthy of their august presence...."

Hey, do you think the moon is made of BBQ spare ribs?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73359/saturday-night-live-update-harry-caray

caliber

Re: Where is the Watchtower Society sense of humor ? it's down the toilet (ural )

WuzLovesDubs

The funny part is you saying SENSE OF HUMOR and WATCHTOWER SOCIETY in the same sentence...

Now THATS an OXYMORON

knock knock

They have no sense of humor because.....

Nobody lends (donates) money to a man with a sense of humor.

JWdaughter

Ah, I have spent hours with Baptists and Mormons hearing them tell jokes on themselves. My mom doesn't have any sense of humor and unfortunately, I have inherited it somewhat. Fortunately, I had an Irish dad. I find humor in weird 'off' things that no one but me and some strange guy in the corner of the room really gets. I am still turned off by a lot of 'off color' humor that the rest of the world is rolling in the aisles over.

At least I 'got' Borat, even if I was cringing a lot:)

passwordprotected

I was talking to an ex-Mormon last night and told me this joke;

"What's the difference between a JW and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley has a mind of its own."

He claims a JW told him that joke.....

wha happened?

Their humour is, well to quote a famous line in Pulp Fiction, In their ass. (Thank u Christopher Walkin)

JustHuman14

Dude WT is the altimate humor...

they have strange doctrines of INVISIBLE presence of Jesus, they believe that the end is near(150 years and still going strong) their doctrine changes every 20-30 years, the TRUTH is not actually truth but can change from time to time. Holy Spirit guides them, but the are not inspired, they claim to be a Prophet like Jeremiah, John, (just to name a few) but their prophecies NEVER came true. The people of Gommorah they WILL have resurrection but maybe they WILL NOT.

WT HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR...AND THE MOST FUNNY IS THAT THEY DESTROY HUMAN LIFES WITH THEIR FUC*ING HUMOUR

wha happened?

and the only place to hide this was, "In his ass". This uncomfortable piece of metal was in his ass for two years

Well it's been in their ass ever since

Joseph Rutherford

decided on total control

steve2

Rutherford had his moments of supposed scintilating humor - who can forget the sick jokes he used to make against the Catholic Church - in fact, any other religious group? Or the dubious pleasure he derived from describing Jehovah's destroying everyone who questioned Rutherford's authority? Page after page of gleeful denunciations. Yes, the JWs can certainly whip up the gruesome hilarity when it comes to pointing out the perceived shortcomings of others.

Where is the Watchtower Society sense of humor?

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