All the party animals would be there...ALL the Pornstars, slutty women {and men} Drinking, drugs...nightclubs! Gambling! ALL the celebrities are there, Brittney Spears, and hubby stealer Angelina Jolie {Brad Pitt} Compared to Witness Paradise this sounds like fun!
Wouldn't HELL be a great Party compared to Witness Paradise?
by Witness 007 15 Replies latest jw experiences
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WTWizard
And, as a disembodied spirit (which the religions teach we will become after death), we would not feel any pain when it is hot. No matter how hot it gets, it cannot cause pain and suffering because it cannot do any damage. And with a very few elementary rules, everyone could create a paradise in Hell, that Heaven couldn't even begin to match. Let alone the witless "paradise".
Rules? Only not initiating the use of force, threats of force, or fraud. If everyone only abides by that simple rule, they could show that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag that we don't need Him to create a paradise. And, the Hell paradise would be much better than everything you do being what that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag tells you to do.
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Borgia
Udo Jürgens, the famous Austrian schlager singer once wrote a song about it: Lieve GRüße aus ger Hölle (cheerio from hell)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOXhaviQ6Ps
Sie sitzen um das Feuer they sit around the fire
im Grandhotel "zur Hölle", in GRand Hotel: in Hell
tausend Meilen 1000 miles
unterm Meeresgrund: below the bottom of the sea
Champagner wird getrunken, champaign is being drunk
es feiern die Halunken, the scoundrels are having a feast
Betrüger und so mancher doublecrosser and so many
Schweinehund: SOB
Der Waffenlieferant, the armsdealer
der Bodenspekulant, the realestate speculator
und auch ein Kardinal. and a Cardinal also
Ein Glas in jeder Hand, a glas in both hands
verwähnt von scharfen Frauen spoiled by hot women
und bis zum Hals in Geld, swimming in money
sie schicken eine Message they are sending a message
an die Welt: to the world
Schöne Grüße aus der Hölle, cheerio from hell
hier geht es ab, here you go down
ihr glaubt es kaum! you'll hardly believe it
Hier ist nix mit Einzelzelle, solitary confinement is a nono
hier steppt der Bär, (literally: the bear is tapdancing) you'll get the picture)
es ist ein Traum! it's a dream!
Schöne Grüße aus der Hölle, cheerio from hell
und wenn ihr recht schön and when you are nice and stupid
dämlich seid,
dann übt ihr alle weiterhin you go on practicing
treu' und Redlichkeit! faithfulness and integrity
Die Milliardenschieber those pushing bilions
und ihre Rechtsverbieger and their benders of the law
zieh'n sich grinsend they smoke with a grin
die Havannas rein. havannas
Sie zeigen sich die ganzen They show complete
gemogelten Bilanzen cooked books
und kriegen sich vor Lachen ROFFL &
nicht mehr ein. LMAO
Party bei Tag und Nacht, Partying day and night
und das in Saus und Braus, living off the hog
und blonde Luder zieh'n and the blond bitches take off
nicht nur die Bluse aus, not only their blouses
so haben's alle gern, All very much like it so
vom Immobilienhai from real estate shark
bis zum Bos der Sittenpolizei... to the boss of the vice squad
Schöne Grüße aus der Hölle
(weiter wie oben)
La, la, la...
Der Laden, der ist rappelvoll, The joint is jam-packed
es boomt die Schweinerei, rascalty is booming
und am Himmel hängt ein Schild: and in the sky hangs a signboard
"Hier sind ncoh Zimmer frei!" Vacant Rooms
Schöne Grüße aus der Hölle
(weiter wie oben)
La, la, la...You decide what's getting your grear on: patting some lion on the back or some slutty blonde....
Cheers
Borgia
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Lieu
I always thought being stuck forever in the 1950s was Hell.
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metron00
don't forget the murderers and dogs REV 22:15 ...that should make for some fun times....someone trying to perpetually kill you......
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Mastodon
Like I've always said, if there is a Hell, that's where I would go because that's where the good music is. No BeeGees, no New Kids on the Block, no Barry Manilow. Give me Freddie Mercury, Janis Joplin, Bon Scott, Kurt Cobain and Hendrix any day.
Add to that that I would rather die and burn forever than spend eternity in khakis and polo shirts.
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Goshawk
A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell! Fuller, Thomas -
blondie
Hell and Witness Paradise described here:
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Chalam
All the party animals would be there...ALL the Pornstars, slutty women {and men} Drinking, drugs...nightclubs! Gambling! ALL the celebrities are there, Brittney Spears, and hubby stealer Angelina Jolie {Brad Pitt} Compared to Witness Paradise this sounds like fun!
Who says? Jesus was hanging out with the the swindlers and prostitutes on earth and forgiving their sin.
I think there will be some surprised faces when people see who in go into to be with Jesus and those who don't Matthew 22
Anyhow, the second death doesn't sound like a party to me Luke 16:23 Revelation 20:10
All the best,
Stephen
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A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell! 
