"Have You Heard The Latest?"

by minimus 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    As a Jehovah's Witness, that's the question that was always raised. JWs love to gossip. They LOVE to know what goes on in the business of another Witness or family. Whatever dirt came out, we were all ears.

    I knew of a family that would always ask,"What's the juice?".....They just HAD to know the latest gossip.

    Were YOU a gossiper?

  • gubberningbody
    gubberningbody

    What have you heard?

  • minimus
    minimus

    that the gubberningbody is ok.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    The latest. My sister says that there are only 200 of the annointed left on earth. She says the society predicted 911 and the current economic situation. She says that we are in the last minutes before the big ass, big A. Blech.

  • minimus
    minimus

    FHN, that is the latest. We are seconds from the New System.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    They make me sick. It's okay with her, the society's policies on child molestation, the two witness rule. So what if child rapists rape without a witness. "It'll all work out in the new systerm." It's okay with her if kids' lives are ruined. The kids in Canada lost their cases: proof Satan makes kids lie to make the society look bad. Blood fractions are a-okay. They aren't part of the blood, they are simply antibodies. The JW upbringing is healthy for children, why , the kids in her congo are the happiest children she's ever seen. The only thing the brothers have edited in publications is numbers, updated them. Yep. She doesn't think christmases were happy when were kids, after just telling me about all the cool presents she remembers. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I can't get past this one: No more study report slips?!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Somehow they twisted this new bookstudy at the KH/Service/TMS meeting back into the preparing them to meet in small groups when under ban caca. Accodring to my sis. And the society is lightening their load and something about the four horsemen of the apoco riding right now at this very moment as we speak.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Does anyone else smell horse caca?

  • minimus
    minimus

    When I was a kid, my family always were looking for "new thoughts" that were made in the publications.

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