state mottos

by John Doe 11 Replies latest social humour

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Alabama
    Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.


    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


    Arizona
    Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.


    Arkansas
    Lituracy Ain't Everythang.


    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More
    Plastic Than Your Honda.


    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts, only smaller


    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.


    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    And Our Voting Skills.


    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.


    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)


    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes....
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
    Sure Are Real Good


    Illinois
    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"


    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn


    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky
    Five Million People;
    Fifteen Last Names


    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.


    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's!


    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


    Minnesota10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes


    Mississippi
    Come Visit And Feel Better About Your Own State


    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


    Montana
    Land of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
    Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!


    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest


    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!


    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone


    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!


    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets


    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    And No Right To Self Defense!


    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable


    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan


    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing


    Oregon
    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal


    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island


    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet


    South Dakota
    Warmer Than North Dakota


    Tennessee
    Home of Elvis Presley's Graceland


    Texas
    Se Hable Ingles


    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


    Vermont
    Too liberal for the Kennedys


    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And
    Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


    Washington
    Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!


    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family...Really!


    Wisconsin
    Come Cut the Cheese!


    Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
    Home of Brokeback Mtn.


    The District of Columbia
    The Work-Free Drug

  • 504deist
    504deist

    rofl those are awesome

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    California: No habla ingles y no tiene dinero!

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Indiana: That's a whole alotta corn!

    California: It's not one big LA

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    Wisconsin: Come Smell Our Dairy Air

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    One for the Canadians:

    Saskatchewan

    Easy to draw, hard to spell

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    It's all relative in West Virgina.

  • dinah
    dinah

    Good one, Leavingwt.

  • Tuesday
    Tuesday

    Man I always thought Rhode Island's motto was "Hope"...

    I thought a few good ones for Rhode Island would be

    "We're not an Island or a Road!"

    "Don't roll over or you'll end up in Massachusetts"

    "The Ocean State where you can't swim in the Ocean"

    "The only state that elected a convicted felon"

    "Don't be scared of our crime, it's all mob related...no REALLY!"

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    Rhode Island: "We've also got legal prostitution."

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