Do Not Eat Hershey!

Yizuman

Boys... Men... Males... Guys...

We need to all avoid those Hershey candy bars!

Why?

It's a sweet edible product made only for women. Yep, you heard me... ONLY for women!

Don't believe me?

Check this out...

Hershey

HER - SHE - y

Yep, it's a product specifically created for HER for only SHE can feel better from eating it. If a woman is pissed off, a Hershey bar will make her feel better. If she is suffering from PMS, a Hershey bar will make her feel better. If there's a gift that a woman is expecting from a man, it's a Hershey bar.

Yep! It's a woman's product!

I propose that the Hershey bar be moved to the "feminine products" section in all local businesses!

Heaven

I loves the chocolate! Yuuuuummmm!

Witness 007

Originally it was going to be called "Shebitch"....but Hershey won.

bluecanary

Nothing more intimidating than a woman going through the checkout line with some chocolate and a box of tampons.

Yizuman

Hershey can always rename themselves to gain better attention among others. At this moment, Hershey bars aren't the "cure" to any male problems. If they can create a Hershey bar that gives men hard-ons like Viagra... they can rename some of them as Himhey bars since they make men feel better.

Oh, I forgot about the kids. There's always Kidy bars.

AK - Jeff

No insult intended Yiz - but this thread has sunk to a new level of stupid.

Jeff

OnTheWayOut

From: http://www.thehersheycompany.com/

The Hershey Company (NYSE: HSY) is the largest producer of quality chocolate in North America and a global leader in chocolate and sugar confectionery. Headquartered in Hershey, Pa., The Hershey Company has operations throughout the world and more than 12,000 employees. With revenues of more than $5 billion, Hershey offers such iconic brands as Hershey’s, Reese’s, Hershey’s Kisses, Kit Kat, Twizzlers and Ice Breakers as well as the smooth, creamy indulgence of Hershey’s Bliss chocolates.

The founder was Milton Hershey, and they now operate out of Hershey, PA. I understand how you might have a problem with corporations that were founded in Pennsylvania but Hershey is not a "Women-only" town.

I ain't got no problem with Kit Kat and Reese's and Twizzlers. Same for the chocolate bars with the funny name printed on them.

bluecanary

Let me break the math down for you guys. If I have one Hershey bar and you have one Hershey bar and I'm PMSing, you better give me your goddamn Hershey bar.

/prefers Reese's cups

Yizuman

No insult intended Yiz - but this thread has sunk to a new level of stupid.

Wow, tough crowd. It's meant as a humor.

I won't quit my day job. (taking care of wife that is)

Yiz

AK - Jeff

So was mine, Yiz. I guess two rye sense of humors don't mesh at times. All in fun, my friend.

Jeff

Do Not Eat Hershey!

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