YK & Friday Totally Out Of Touch With Reality

by Englishman 10 Replies latest jw friends

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  Englishman

  I've just had a few beers with my old mate Ray, the non-JW husband of Sausage Lucy.

  Poor guy, he's never been remotely interested in JW's, he thinks that they are a bunch of losers. Unfortunately for Ray, he met Lucy when she was a frisky ex-dub, but now that she has seen the light, Ray had better conform or else!

  Poor Ray has just been kicked out of his house for the umpteenth time, Lucy is now getting to be regarded as a "DOMESTIC" by the Somerset Police.

  Ray's crime? Well, it's almost Christmas, and Lucy isn't having any of THAT nonsense in her pristine re-instated-as-a-virgin home! Ray can leave home until he becomes a good little Dub!

  The really sad part is that this is real life here. Posters such as Friday and YK have not got the capacity to deal with this sort of thing, it's far too real and not nearly confrontational enough for them to even deign to reply.

  Relax, you guys, we're only talking about REAL PEOPLE here, it's way over your head.

  Englishman.

  Bring on the dancing girls!
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  larc

  Englishman,

  I find it interesting that Don't Know, Fred Kingdom Hall, and Yardbark divulge almost nothing about themselves. They remain faceless, empty posters who rage but show no reason for their personal rage.

  Thank you for your observation - made me think of what I just wrote.
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  ashitaka

  Englishman.....right.

  ashi
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  TR

  What about it, FrednoBalls, YouBlow and Fridinkless, what say you? No human compassion from you blokes?

  TR

  I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!
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  jayhawk1

  TR,
  Maybe the three amigos are doing their late christmas shopping. Hmmmm, maybe not. Perhaps they are at a soup kitchen feeding the homeless. Hmmmmm, maybe not. Perhaps they are spreading Christmas cheer. Hmmmmm, doubt it. Perhaps they are doing the same thing they do every night, nothing. I hope their internet personalities are not their real selves.

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

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  dungbeetle

  I wouldn't want to be in their shoes. Fredhall finally told ME to 'eat shit and die' very unusual for him to behave that way towards me; it just goes to show how upset he might be right now.

  They guys defended the JW's when almost no one else was able to do so (including their former staunch ally, the UN) and look what the JW's have done.

  Betrayed their supporters with the Un affiliation,

  raping, beating and murdering their own at a rate unprcedented in their 120+ year history;

  the pedophile scandal,

  the Bethel / WTC scandal (looking the other way while 15,000 people crossed the bridge in front of them and bragging about giving them scriptures instead of water and blankets)

  the women and rape resistance scandal...and the year isn't over yet EVEN!!!!

  These and others like them are beyond defending the watchtower any more....it looks more and more to me that they're just trying to defend themselves and this incredible JW-defending history they've been engaging in.

  I feel the most sympathy for You Know, because of an experience he posted a while back regarding the blood issue. Next I feel sorry for Fredhall. In both cases they've seen the JW belief system credibility go up in smoke before their very eyes. It's not like we didn't warn them.

  Yardfart I don't feel sorry for at all.

  BITE ME, WATCHTOWER!!!
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  TR

  dung,

  What you just posted hit me like a ton of bricks. You put the wts experience into a framework that is unimaginably horrific. Christ I'm glad that's behind me.

  Jayhawk,

  The things you mention seem like such a normal part of the human experience. It's just so incredibly sad that JWs refuse to acknowledge it.

  TR

  I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!
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  Satanus

  Eman

  That's a sad story about your friend ray. It must be a hell of a christmas for him. Sad Sad The problems the wt causes. Maybe he could show her the wt article advising that jws CAN engage in some christmas practices for their spouses. I disremember the exact date. Maybe it would help for next time.

  Being a bit flippant, i could suggest renting him a 'wife' for christmas. wink wink But of course, that could be destructive as well.

  SS
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  Englishman

  TR,

  Have you turned into Marty Feldman?

  Englishman.

  Bring on the dancing girls!
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  unclebruce

  Merry Xmas English,

  Several of my sisters did that same thing to thier worldly husbands. Even though i was a witness at the time Derry, Peter, John and Paul came to me for sympathy, bloody women! lol Derry is now happily married to a nice methodist girl (Lorraine is now a spiritualist), Paul is now a JW married to someone elses sister(Dianne is a regular witness), John lives somewhere in the bush (Angela is married to an Elder), Peter is living with a woman between trips to the nuthouse (Joanne is a single dub on the prowl)

  cheers, unc.