by Elsewhere 58 Replies latest jw friends
I don't like paying bills. I've decided I won't pay them anymore.
I like sleeping in and doing nothing. I've tried it... and it's all I dreamed it could be.
Maybe when they send to police to remove me from my house I'll just go live under a bridge.
I'll be the bum with the sign that says: "Will sit on my ass and sleep for food. Will also accept weed."
Night.... ZZzzzZZZzzzzzZZzzzzzzz
Just pay your house payment, everything else can go to hell! That's my philosophy.
How long do you think I can go without pay HOA dues and taxes on the house?
I'll leach WIFI and off my neighbors wire up electricity through the attic of my townhouse. I bet I could even hook up water through the HOA water sprinklers.
Yeah about that Else .... ummm ... we're going to need you to come in on Saturday. Yeah. And probably ... Sunday as well. Yeah. Okay?
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that's funny... my former JW friend suggested I watch the movie, he loved it... It was pretty funny. However, I did keep paying my bills!
I like the idea of showing up to work and doing nothing. I think thats a good idea for tomorrow.
Now if I could only think of a website/forum I could spend some time doing nothing.....
Don't even think about showing me your O face.
I wish I could do the "no work at work" thing but they actually check up on me. Damn.
How about everyone buy me 10 lotto tickets. If enough of you help me out I should be able to hit the jackpot.
I promise to think of all of you while I'm stoned out of my head.
My kids got me a red Swingline stapler for my birthday last year.
Seriously.
And I listen to the radio at a reasonable volume. If Sandra listens to the radio when she is filing then I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
