Dear Tide

by RR 14 Replies latest social humour

  • RR
    RR

    Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product .

    Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    This is good! I think maybe Egg will have something to say about it.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Ooh, good idea! Mom, we need some Tide! MUAHAHAHAHA!

    -Egg

  • dinah
    dinah

    *makes note to buy Tide and Hefty bags*

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    ...duct tape...

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    ....Depends.....

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    What inspires such violent fantasies and tendencies in women, anyway?

  • dinah
    dinah
    What inspires such violent fantasies and tendencies in women, anyway?

    Trying to live with a man?

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Trying to live with a man?

    Maybe you all should live in a commune and work out a time share arrangement with us.

  • dinah
    dinah
    Maybe you all should live in a commune and work out a time share arrangement with us.

    Or buy stock in Duracell..........

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