by John Doe 26 Replies latest jw friends
why did you have to surround me with so many idiots? I'm going to ask you a question, strike thunder once for yes and twice for no. Should I take my testosterone laden gun and get rid of some idiots? I'll give you until next spring to tell me.
Your pal,
JD
Doe, with all the storms we had here tonight you woulda had your answer a bit early.
Yes my son? I'll have get back to you.
Priest, you're not an idiot are you?
He's not???
Priest, you're not an idiot are you?
Look sugar, I never claimed otherwise. coming from a jackass asking "god" if he should "thin the herd"
He's not???
If he says yes, I know where you can start. Just a flesh wound. AIM for her giant ass the broad side of the barn.
To my son, John Doe
First of all, congrats to your parents on the original name. No one is named John Doe except anonymous dead people. It suits you.
While I would like to kill all the idiots, that would only leave smart people like you. Smart people tend to know more about circuit boards then bars of soap. Needless to say, that would stink to high heaven, and thats just too high.
Speaking of high, thats another problem. Weed. Specifically, smart people like you are way to smart and need your brains to be distracted or stimulated through artifical means. Evidentally, smart people like you can't be like the idiots who like to walk in a straight line. You need to be dizzy and think you are discovering new colors every other day.....
Speaking of days, this is another thing idiots dont' get about smart people. Weekends. Smart people know that every day is a Saturday. And hell, its 5:00 somewhere. Idiots work 5-6 days a week. I know that idiots are everywhere, and that to shoot them would take little effort, which is why I must object. You need a target thats harder to find, like a "compassionate conservative".
In short, I don't think I shall remove the idiots just yet. Who will make the soap, food, cars, and computers that you will need to live on? And I do not authorize you to use your "testosterone laden gun" on anyone. (you just made god giggle) Frankly, as god, my sense of humor is not adjusted for your sarcasm, so lets just say that whatever said "gun" is, please keep it holstered.
Love
God
(PS I hope my sense of humor is noted... ATJ :)
God has spoken
So, was that one strike or two?
