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The Kingdumb Misery for August has an item on how to attract men - into Da Troof.

Subsection "Searching for Men."

On the one hand they claim that the increases are so huge (in the mundane sense) that they desperately need men.

I took it to indicate that so many with penises are leaving, they are having trouble finding gofors to do their pedo protection work and witch hunting for apostates.

How things appear different now.

Whereas before you were not to associate with unbelieving husbands, now they are suggesting helping him build a fence. It was even suggested playing golf, or at least finding out what he is interested in so you can talk about it.

If you meet a male in the ministry you should talk about what he is really into. (Is it a coincidence that the Congregation Study this week was all about sex and pornography and masturbation?? Why did it not mention the dangers of internet football or golf?)

All I can think of is the song "It's Raining Men Alleluiah", and "Searching, Looking for Lurve - I got to find me a MAN..."

Maybe the single sistas are getting desprate. Pretty frocks and makeup, not the ground length skirts and Goth outfits will catch them.

Love bombing males - not to save their lives, but to enslave them to a man made self serving Borganisation... ho hum.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HB

blondie

A few years ago the CO confessed to the elder body my husband was on that they were losing 25% of the elders every year. I can believe they are "looking for men" and not finding them unless they lower their expectations even more.

Goshawk

Mental picture of a cowboy easing up to a mustang with a rope behind his back and grain in his other hand.

What could go wrong? The gate to the corral is open and the smell of more grain is tempting.

"Easy Son, look what I have for you, you like that don't you.

The world suddenly gets dusty and loud as the mustang senses the loop around his neck.

Will the free spirt be broken to anothers will?

TD

Whereas before you were not to associate with unbelieving husbands, now they are suggesting helping him build a fence. It was even suggested playing golf, or at least finding out what he is interested in so you can talk about it.

Oh great.............

Satanus

'so many with penises are leaving'

Simple solution, issue strapons to elderettes. No more need of those stupid doilies. Wearing those, elderttes could give talks, and everything.

S

Marvin Shilmer

TD writes:

Oh great.............

Oh man!!! I nearly split my gut wide open when I read that. I'm sitll choking on my coffee!

I understand. Boy do I understand.

The golf outing just got ruined. The tee box use to be a place where you say anything, funny that is. Now that's all about to change.

Marvin

parakeet

I thought dubs were supposed to be searching for ALL who thirst for the "truth."

By focusing on men, less attention will be given to women and children who could be saved (according to the dubs' professed Bible-based beliefs), but who will now be left out in the cold, waiting to be scorched at Armageddon.

Be giving men preferential treatment, dubs are not only bigots but murderers by proxy before the fact (again with their Bible-based beliefs).

darkl1ght3r

LOL... I gotta see this article for my self. Maybe they should try taking out a personal ad or eHarmony or something.

"Hot, sultry, past-her-prime Cult, seeks hardworking, clean cut, castrated male. Must be willing to be subjugated to my will, and not prone to "independant thinking". Must enjoy dull music, 'in-speak', and long walks in 110° heat. A plus if has window washing skills and 4 door sedan. First 1000 respondants will skip 'Publisher' and be promoted straight to 'Ministerial Servant'. Don't worry there's pleanty of meaningless titles to go around. Call 555-CULT, ask for Governing Body. Pedophiles OK but NO Catholics please."

bluecanary

darklighter

WTWizard

The "sisters" can't be all that desperate if they can walk by me without so much as giving me half a chance. I think the real reason is so I can be forced to waste the next 4 or 5 years hunting for men. It all fits in with all its parts--one part backing up the other, trying to tell me that I have no right around the opposite sex. I "shouldn't be thinking of sex anyways", and anyways I should be bringing in men (just plain men) into the cancer instead. Whether or not my efforts to make baptized disciples that can become hounders works is besides the point--at least the time will have been wasted.

And, after that time (needed to force-reindoctrinate me, 20 hours a day 7 days a week), they plan on having me in the Value Destroyer Training School to waste another two months learning how to make the witlesses dominate, using methods that have not worked before. From there, I expect a freight train full of assignments (none of which have an honorable way to refuse or not succeed) which will build up Critical Mass throughout the country. Then they seize control of the government, and then "Satan's government" is out of their way. Anyone that disagrees with the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger gets stoned to death, they no longer have to put out "new light" to appease people in light of new science, and we go into the Second Dark Ages.

The whole boasting session is so immoral that I wish the whole thing would have been cancelled for a blizzard.

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