Back on topic for a moment- they should say,
"hi, I'am here to count my hours in the ministry, start a study of 'our' bible with me so I count even more hours and save myself by 'spreading the word' to you. I dont 'love you' but I have practised 'acting' at our 'theocratic ministry school' for years, so I now have all the fake lines I will ever need to pay you 'lip service' while I pretend I give a toss. Our 'org' just wants your total 'devotion' and 'money', we dont care if you die or make thousands of people miserable by joining us, and following our false claims (blood/shunning)- as long as we see our bottom line riseing $$$. Yes I did see the sign on your door, but it doesnt apply to me as I am 'no part of this world' and just another drone doing my dutie for my master. We have no solid proof or edviednce to back up any of our doctrines- but we are really good about hidding the facts just long enough for you to become trapped in our filthy web of lies and deceat!. Have a nice day and I look forward to watching the crows picking at your rotten flesh at Armargedon, because Im perfect and your doomed!" Ahahhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose they could say the above, but that would be telling the TRUTH!