Did You Ever Tell Someone They Smelled? (page 3)

dinah

These people are ahead of their time. One day everyone will adopt this "green" attitude.

You mean we all gotta stink for the environment? Do we have to hold our farts too? Perish the thought!!!!!!

The stinkiest are the women who have sex before work and don't wash the skank off their bottoms before they come into the office. Menstral blood is bad too. I hate standing in an elevator with a woman who is having a heavy period.

One of our clients came into the office the other day and left a trail of stink from her nasty menstral pad. After she left, I had to spray the office down with Lysol. Bless her heart.

Gregor

I once spent a month on a job sharing a construction office with one toilet for the office staff of about 5 or 6 . Every day or so I would walk into the john and have to turn around and leave because of the nasty ass smell. I can handle pit odor but this was like something had died, several days ago. I figured out who it was and avoided following them into the can if possible.

minimus

One of my finer threads!

This problem is universal!!!

Steve_C

It's not B.O., but here's one of the best descriptions of bad breath that I've ever heard:

"Her breath is so bad, it smells like something crawled out of her butt, found its way to her mouth, and died there. Then, it came back to life just long enough to fart."

blondie

There were some public talks that "smelled."

sooner7nc

crapola said: I did'nt tell the person but really wanted to. He was the sweetest brother but he stunk to high heaven. The poor thing died 5 years ago from a heart attack.

Yeah, I remember Ol' Robert. He was a great guy, and a hell of a B-Ball player, but he had some serious BO issues.

VIII

You all gave me some good laughs before Obama's speech.

Oh, as for smelly: Any Walmart at about 4 PM. The kids are off, the BC dad's just got off work and nice and dirtied up and you can smell the whole family 2 aisles away.

As for not using and/or conserving water to be green: I took the low flow thingy off my shower. I've got a flow now that will knock you off your feet. Do I pay for it? You bet. Do I waste water? Maybe.

Do I care? No.

Why? My hair, body and butt are clean. I use so much soap, it comes out the kitchen drain.

I dare Van Jones to come and try to change that one.

flipper

MINMUS- As a matter of fact-yes I did tell someone they smelled. But I did it in a way to leave his dignity intact. He was a JW friend out in service with me in our early twenties , early 1980's. We were driving in 100 degree weather in service with no air conditioning. In the car with us in a tight Ford Pinto was a young sister he was trying to impress that he liked and had a crush on. The smell was exploding the car from his arm pits ! I felt so embarrassed for him - I decided to stop at a local grocery store pretending I needed something at the store . Without being obvious - I invited my friend to go into the store with me and immediately took him to the " deodorant " aisle. I sheepishly asked him not to be offended but " had he used his deodorant today " ? He said, " No " - And I said " I know you are trying to impress sister hot out in the car , so I just want to give you a heads up that she is probably smelling this too. Might be a good idea to use some before going back to the car. " My friend was very thankful as he was not aware of his own smell. ( How - I do not know. It would have choked a donkey. )

I don't think my friend ended up getting the girl in the end- but hopefully it assisted him in future female encounters ! LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

Did You Ever Tell Someone They Smelled?