wHAT THINGS HAVE JWS TAKEN AS SIGNS OF ARMEGEDDON IMMIENCE? (page 2)

jookbeard

Do they keep going on about the stupid rise in Earthquakes?

WTWizard

When things are running well, "peace and security" is played up, and they think it is about to break out.

When things are running poorly, they claim that it is going to degenerate into Armageddon.

World Wars 1 & 2, Spanish Flu, Great Depression, Israel's immergence as a nation, The Iraqi War, 9/11 attack in NYC, International Year of Peace, the Cold War, Soviet Union dissolving, Berlin Wall falling (signs of peace and security), Popes dying and being replaced, AIDS, a black U.S. President, serin gas in Tokyo, Tsunamis and earthquakes and hurricanes and mudslides, regional famines, cloning, the current state of world economics, gasoline shortages in the 70's, gas prices in this decade, Israel and Palestinian talks and wars and skirmishes, Tienanmen Square, college shootings, Cuban Missile crisis, Kennedy assasination, MLK assasination, Mt. St. Helen, UN actions of any kind.

Hey, this could be a song. Someone put it together in some clever way. "We didn't start the fire..."

Farkel

Big thunderstorms

Riots

Fires

Car bombings

Inflation

Deflation

Stagflation

No-flation

Fornication

Masburbation

Flu epidemics

The Boston Red Sox winning a world series

Girls not wearing bras

Swear words on TV

Big increases in their membership

Miserably low increases in their membership

Global cooling

Global warming

Global anything

Famines

Earthquakes

Dust Devils

Autumn

Winter

Fall

Spring

Divorce

Couples Living together without marriage

War

Peace

General happiness

General sadness

Any kind of drug abuse except the drugs that depressed JWs routinely abuse

Those are just a few.

Farkel

OnTheWayOut

The Boston Red Sox winning a world series

If the Cubs were in game 7 of the World Series with the bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth, down by 3 runs with 2 outs and a full count on their best home run hitter, Armageddon would have no choice but to start if the batter managed to hit 4 fouls in a row. It's just Karma.

moomanchu

cause da GB said it is imminent!!

carla

If there is crime, disaster, you name it they are all signs. If things are going good and crime is down, no recent major disasters then it is still a sign because satan is just trying to trick everybody into thinking things are ok. Basically anything and everything are signs in their warped minds.

badboy

BTTTT

Goshawk

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Girls not wearing bras

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You forgot about women wearing thongs.

shopaholic

1) Flip-flops...not kidding. Because everyone is dressing so casual and wearing flip-flops with everything, even to the KH and out in service, its a sign of the end. I've heard at least 5 different people say something to that effect over the past year. Can you say...crazy?

2) Obama...not because he's black but because so many folks "considered him to be the American Messiah". Although they love talking about how Obama has this or that program that they are signing up for and minutes later reminding everyone that he is marked for destruction. If only they could hear themselves.

wHAT THINGS HAVE JWS TAKEN AS SIGNS OF ARMEGEDDON IMMIENCE?

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