Bad Boy, your standard opening, "Any takers?", is very apropos.
We had a 'taker' that is, a serial burglar. As soon as he was convicted he requested jail visits by a minister, me. Quite an experience for a couple of monthes. I still have my Sheriffs Dept. photo ID badge. I looked like a Nazi which I guess I was at the time.
Also a 20 yr old pedo. that I brought charges against when we found out he was on the verge of molesting our 12 yr old daughter after weeks of worming his way into our family confidence. Nephew of the resident, annointed, 'super' elder who took me before the body of elders for taking the matter to the "wordly authorities".