Guess that blows my version of fore play.
A slap on the ass and a verbal warning... "Brace yer self"
That made me do an honest to goodness "LOL"!!!
by Gregor 47 Replies latest jw friends
Guess that blows my version of fore play.
A slap on the ass and a verbal warning... "Brace yer self"
That made me do an honest to goodness "LOL"!!!
Priests foreplay is for the uneducated man
but the payoff is probably the same.
Priests foreplay is for the uneducated man
but the payoff is probably the same.
horse poop. I've studied Hustler for years. I know what wimins like. I got my lernin' on.
As long as the pay-off is in MY direction.....
It's all good!!
They say sex is like pizza:
When it's good, it's really good.
When it's bad.... it's still pretty good!!
Oh purps...
JUST inside the vaginal canal, I'm going to feel a ridge of muscle. I'll put a little pressure for just a few seconds. That will relax your muscles.
My first thought was he must have bought a beer mug.
LOL
Priest,
Shame on you, you made rum and coke come out my nose.
I wonder if Dr. Hot-Stuff who's 7 feet tall has a cure for that?
Priest,
Shame on you, you made rum and coke come out my nose.
I wonder if Dr. Hot-Stuff who's 7 feet tall has a cure for that?
Brace yer self.
I'm 5' 3".
There's not enough rum and coke in the world.....