Most people who have any sustained contact with Jehovah’s Witnesses soon discover that this organization is rather tough on certain types of plants. It is easy to see that small forests have been sacrificed over the decades to make the multiple millions of publications for the evangelical work or that many plants that are commonly used for personal drug use are condemned, but most people don’t know about a few lonely plants growing somewhere in California that really irk the Witnesses. These plants have a very interesting story to tell. It is precisely their message and existence that causes the Watchtower Society to hate them and try to hide the news about them as much as possible. Why the displeasure then with these plants? These plants prove that the numerical dating methods used in the Witness ideology are completely impossible and further show one of the most fundamental beliefs they have about the Bible is flawed and is nothing but a lie.
The Creosote bush
In California’s Mojave Desert, there is a shrub that is called the Creosote-bush (Larrea tridentata in the family Zygophyllaceae) In Spanish the bush is called hediondilla, “little stinker,” because of its rather offensive smell after a rain. Besides this phenomenon, the creosote bush is rather famous for something else. The plant fragments as it ages and produces daughter plants that are clones of the parent. The clones form rings that always expand in diameter from the once ancestral shrub that grew in the center of the ring.
Botanists have discovered that the clones form rings that grow at the rate of only about one meter for every 500 years. Over thousands of years, the center wood dies and rots and leaves a barren area because the leaves of the bush poison the ground making it impossible for any other plant to grow there. When researchers began measuring the rings, they discovered that these plants were very old, with some rings being about 50 feet in diameter. Further testing found one old bush the named “King Clone” that is nearly 12,000 years old.
These circles of shrubs are among the oldest living plants, and predate civilzation. They were here before the Pyrmids were built, before written language was invented but the most interesting thing is that their existence means a global flood is impossible.
The creosote bush can survive up to two years without rain as it’s leaves are coated with a varnish type resin that reduces its water loss from the desert heat. It is not possible however for these plants to survive submerged in water for any extended period of time and to further remain true to their circular history. They need a dry climate to exist in. If there was the infamous global flood that caused the waters to remain hanging around for about a year, it would be impossible for any cresote bushes to be here…at least for the last several thousand years.
If this wasn’t bad enough for those who exposuse the flood fabel as being literal, botanists in Australia discovered the world’s oldest living plant in the Tasmainan wildereness that is estimated to be 43,000 years old. Don’t forget either you Watchtower guys about the 13,000 year old huckleberry growing elsewhere in the United States.
All these plants and much more solid geological evidence shows no global flood happened in 2370 BC or anywhere near then. The existence of the flood is crucial to the JW’s because of the chronological fabels they consider gospel, going back to the Garden of Eden. All these plants are calling out to them, “Lairs Lairs” and shaking their leaves at them!
Skipper