Only if you don't want your hand anymore! *snif* Did you get some pizza?
*yells at the bartender over the loud disco music*
Hey, no more martini's for John! And that doesn't mean give him beers either. And, God! Will someone please open a window?
Jeanniebeanz Turns 5000!
by jeanniebeanz 39 Replies latest jw friends
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palmtree67
Yay!!
I'll bring the beer!!
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jeanniebeanz
Hot, Dayum!!! This is gonna be a kegger afterall!!
Palmtree... for you!
J
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jeanniebeanz
I was wondering where the fly-swatter went...
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John Doe
Hey, no more martini's for John! And that doesn't mean give him beers either.
I'll take a scotch on the rocks, and hold the rocks please. And I don't mean THOSE ROCKS!
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jeanniebeanz
Damn-it, John!
*attempts to keep the Ancient One from falling as he tries to demonstrate his expertise at dancing 'The Hustle'... escorts him to his walker and a chair.*
Here!
Can someone please watch him, and for pity's sake, don't let him fall. He may break a hip!
*goes to the door to retrieve the B-Day Cake*
J
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palmtree67
Jeanie, I'm having an issue with one of your guests. The old guy in the corner keeps slapping me on the @$$ and asking me to Jitterbug with him.
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jeanniebeanz
*rescues the aquarium from Mr. Flippers who is eyeing the guppies* Hmmm... Perhaps a was not the best thing to give him on an empty stomach. Shoo! Shoo! Get away from them... *Offers *
What was that Palmtree?
*Looks over and sees that John has moved on to The Bump and is trying to teach Palmtree using questionable methods*
John, that is not appropriate at all! Don't make me call your retirement home shuttle!
*John let's go of Palmtree's HustleBustle and goes back to his chair. *
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dissed
"Dissed... yes... fortunately, I am not a dog! and cake should be here soon!"
How did you know today is my Birthday??
Dissed - Abused by a doctor 54 years to the day by a spank on the bottom and still vows revenge to that doctor. "I'll get you, you just wait!"
