I have an audio of some Mormon girls who came to tell me about Mormondom. Their local church happens to be next to the KH and I inquired about that, if they visit each other. I asked if they had an underground tunnel between their churches. That elicited a nervous laugh.
The next ones that show up will get to see this picture of me at the birthplace of their prophet, Joe Smith, in Sharon, Vermont.
They erected a torture stake there.