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John Doe

Well, a "friend" had a dream once where Angelina Jolie became very close to him. She even pretended to be Laura Croft or Mrs Smith whenever "my friend" wanted.

I've never dreamed of celebrities--it's always people I personally know.

Farkel

:Which one? The one in a flimingo suit or the one covered in fetid moss?

The one that tried to give oral gratification and drowned.

Farkel

beksbks

See Doe, I just knew I wouldn't want to hear it. I often think fondly of you, and then...........................you dream of being a turkey stud.

And then............you feel the need to share it.

John Doe

See Doe, I just knew I wouldn't want to hear it. I often think fondly of you, and then...........................you dream of being a turkey stud.

And then............you feel the need to share it.

Here's my theory on it. I grew up a JW in a very repressed environment. It took a long time for me to come to grips with sexuality. I was, however, raised on a farm. I saw a lot of animals engaged in sex acts. I think I was a turkey in that dream as a way of mentally distancing myself from biological functions. When I was a JW, I could not stand the thought that humans are animals. That's one of the things that took the longest for me to come to grips with.

I had that dream one time, and never had anything like it again. It was almost like a nightmare, as I was deeply disturbed by it for a long time. My buddies all got a great big laugh out of it though. As I recall, one of them even clucked like a turkey.

beksbks

So maybe the turkeys were free and able to express thier luuuuv, and you being a good little repressed JW were living vicariously through them. I'm just teasing you, but don't be surprised by an occasional gobble.

jeanniebeanz

Ok... I finally believe it. I mean, my mom warned me that this was the truth, but I didn't want to believe it. It made the world a very scary place for everyone if it were true given how much influence they've had in the course of history... but, it's true...

There is no such thing as a Man... only little boys, just bigger.

Don't know if I can deal with the revelation.

J

Um... no. Not really. I mean, I could, but I doubt you'd get it..

You might be surprised.

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