Much as the prediction that WWII would end I will now make some predictions that will shake the world with their amzing insight. You may all join my cult after reading them.
The Diamond Backs will beat the Yankees in this year's world series.
I will eat a bowl of oatmeal at breakfast.
The US will start bombing Afghanistan. Eventually, we will stop.
The mailman will bring me a gift from a friend in Austria that my wife will sign for because I'm in the bathroom.
Amazingly enough, all of those things did in fact happen. Yea is me, for I am great.
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.