FRIENDS VS Theocratic FRIENDS - Gag Alert!

by Girlie 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • Girlie
    Girlie

    LMAO @ UC. So true.

    Exactly Dixie. Kind of figured it was a pirated email since the mind control dulled JWs thought processes. At least your email version has a ring of truth to it.

  • Dixie
    Dixie

    Thanks for the laugh undercover! I'll have to print that out & save it.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    More JW Plagiarism..

    What more can you expect,from people who do`nt have a thought of thier own?

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  • lancelink
    lancelink

    FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick

    Theocratic FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house
    then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you
    when you come home


    My mother was bedridden for six months, not one visit, or encouraging phone call from the "Theocratic friends" at her hall !

    A year ago there was a sister in our old hall who had surgery and couldn;t get up for months, my wife had her hairdresser go over and fix her hair up nicely.

    Guess what happened ?

    The elders counseled her on it, saying that "theocratic activities/actions, should have been her focus in helping this older sister !!

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Plagiarism is the word, Outlaw.

    I'm looking for the original right now.

    Sylvia

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Sylvia..

    Cool..

    I`d like to read the original..

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  • snowbird
    snowbird

    This is the one I remember. There are several versions, some quite profane.

    http://www.thoughts.com/lastblastkl/blog/real-friends-vs-fake-friends-157168/

    Sylvia

  • scotinsw
    scotinsw

    What a load of BS!

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    Interesting how all other versions have some form of this:

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s a*** that left you.

    But the theocratic version leaves this out. Perhaps because they know how shunning works?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Amen, Bizzy.

    Sylvia

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