Breakdown of Forum Members
by Georgiegirl 24 Replies latest jw friends
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SPAZnik
"12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy."
hahahaha
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OnTheWayOut
Q: How many bitter ex-JW's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in their life knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in the dark forever before they figured it OUT. And if they happened to figure it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been right there in front of them all their lives. Even when that bitter ex-JW shows them the new light bulbs, they deny any need for them.But if they did, by some miracle, actually notice the dark and find the light bulbs and figure out that they need them, they would call the elders before changing the bulb. The elders will convince them to get back to the Kingdom Hall and stop worrying about the darkness for now, as they would eventually see the light as long as they believe everything the WTS tells them.
Oh, those JW's might have a get-together and talk about the darkness, but one of them inevitably says they just have to have faith and starts talking about the latest Watchtower magazine or something said at the convention and all talk of changing light bulbs ceases. They even demonize those that would attempt to change the bulb.
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jeanniebeanz
Oh how funny! And true... so true....
J
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villabolo
OTWO,
villabolo