The Watchtower hates Scotsmen

by kurtbethel 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Why do I say that? Because I have carefully looked over every picture and representation I can find of the so called paradise earth published in the last 30 years. There are people in all sorts of clothing from many cultures, American casual, African, Asian, hispanic, and others.

    But I have not seen a single image that shows you kilt wearers will make it into the New System TM !

    Does that make you so angry that your sporran stands on edge?

  • scotinsw
    scotinsw

    The kilt isn't worn day to day - only worn at weddings.

    It could be argued that the Scots are represented by Jack Barr on the GB instead. A faithful witless would claim that that was more important.

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    I understand an upcoming Watchtower will portray Groundskeeper Willie sprucing up the lawns in Paradise. He's a study, you know.

  • jambon1
    jambon1

    Women love us men in kilts.

  • The Scotsman
    The Scotsman

    Its a valid point - I am writing a short letter of complaint at this very moment - goes as follows -

    Hey GB

    Gonnae gee us a brek and huv a kilt shuvved intae wan a yer paradise pictures. If yae dinnae dae this am gonnae chuck yer pamflets intae the wheelie bin.

    p.s. - Whit is aw that 1914 mince on aboot?

    English Translation -

    Dear Governing Body

    Could I please request that a kilt be inserted into one of your paradise pictures. If you do not do this I will have no choice but to throw your literature in the bin.

    p.s. - Could someone please explain the 1914 doctrine to me?

  • Luo bou to
    Luo bou to

    Do you nae wear anythin under ye kilt there Jock? Put ye hand up lassie an yeal find oot. Ock I Jock thats grusum....Put ye hand up again lassie an sheel grusum more.

    Could be that the GB consider the Scots not wearing underpants immodest and a bad example

  • iknowall558
    iknowall558

    I think its because every other national dress is in their opinion extremely modest. The Kilt, on the other hand can get pulses racing and temperatures rising........there is nothing more handsome, manly or rugged, than a man in a tartan skirt. Everything else is acceptable for wearing

    to the meetings as its a moving picture of the paradise tract, ...but Scotland can be a windy place..........!

    I reckon if the Scottish brothers were allowed to wear their national dress there would be no local needs talks on meeting attendance......there'd be a full house every time........x

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    I reckon if the Scottish brothers were allowed to wear their national dress there would be no local needs talks on meeting attendance......there'd be a full house every time........x

    I love it, thanks! See you at the highland games.

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    I love scotland. It is truly a beautiful part of the earth. Love the accent, even the ale.

    Seems the tower and I are on opposite sides regarding this issue - send me a scotsman.

  • yknot
    yknot

    Kilts are sesksi..........

    They should be worn more often then weddings!

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