Don Rickles on Democrats

by Gregor 13 Replies latest social humour

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    Well at least he's funnier than Dennis Miller.

  • glenster
    glenster

    I didn't think the routine in the first post sounded like Rickles. It's by this person:

    http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/03/don-rickles-roasts-congress.html

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Madame Speaker and The Pope, however, have seen it all before.

    To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, “Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
    Democrat in the crowd go wild?”

    He doubts it, so she shows him.

    Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

    The Pope, not wanting to be outdone , considers what he could do…….”That was impressive, the Pope says,
    “But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make many people in the crowd, and many around the world, go crazy with joy?

    This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.”

    The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. “One little wave of your hand and so many people will rejoice forever? Show me.”

    So the Pope slapped her.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I'm sure that's considered funny to people over the age of 50.

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