Need to make my home worth less. Any tips?

wouldacouldashoulda

Hi

I am getting divorced and need to give my wife 50% of the equity in my home despite her not working (despite being told to) and having no kids.

Time for payback.

I want tips on how to devalue my home when the agents come visiting.

I would love pictures posted too.

Cheers

W
John Doe

I'm not going to help you cheat your wife out of what is rightfully hers.
mrsjones5

I really don't know what to say.
daniel-p

Wouldn't this be conspiracy to defraud, or something?
dinah

Wouldacoulda, I'd say just sit in the living room. That should do the trick.
mrsjones5

"Wouldn't this be conspiracy to defraud, or something?"
Yep, something like that.
wouldacouldashoulda

Heh

I was thinking of leaving some dirty dishes in the sink, not FRAUD!
lol.
w
wouldacouldashoulda

Dinah

I love your comment. Maybe I could clip my nails as they visit?

w
mrsjones5

Nah, don't back track now. You want pointers on how to really stick it to your wife and come out a head on the value of the house. Dirty dishes won't do it.
wouldacouldashoulda

Mrs Jones

I meant 7 years worth of dirty dishes!

w