by John Doe 14 Replies latest social humour
The fader: I wasn't there that day. I missed it. Sure brother, if you say it crossed the road.
The disfellowshipped JW:
(None of them were listening.)
The pioneer: If there were more chickens on the other side of the road, of course they deserved the truth also.
The low-hours publisher: Well, it was time for a break.
Capt. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
Householder: To get away from the pioneers.
Charles Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
I heard a joke a couple of weeks ago,
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot...
